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Full Price History TP Trading Post History Suggest Price Change. Food - This is the official type for this item on Neopets.; Inside This Item. Feeding your Neopet this Negg will give you one of the following items.
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| Only one of this item can be equipped at a time. |
| Item can Freeze the opponent |
| Item can heal pet with HP |
| Item gives user something |
| Item either defends against a specific item, OR attacks by changing one of the opponents items |
| Ranged Attack |
| Close Attack |
You can either Search by the letter that the item starts with, or you can search by key words. To look up a certain item, enter the key word in the box and click the Search button. Note: Some of the items are SO rare that their descriptions can't even be found in the Battlepedia! You'll have to find out about those yourself!
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| P-Bomb | 14,015 NP | |
| Attack | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 99 | |
| Pteris can now knock their opponents off their feet with this great bomb! | ||
| Pack of Holding | 11,769 NP | |
| Attack Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 87 | |
| It may not look very big, but you would be surprised at how much it can hold. | ||
| Padded Acara Gloves | 960 NP | |
| Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 94 | |
| These padded gloves will protect your Acaras hands during very physical combats! | ||
| Padded Bruce Jacket | 20,797 NP | |
| Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 99 | |
| This jacket is so padded that your Bruce will feel virtually no damage during battle. | ||
| Padded Cybunny Boots | 34,742 NP | |
| Attack | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 98 | |
| These well padded boots will provide excellent protection for your Cybunnies paws. | ||
| Padded Cybunny Claw | 18,520 NP | |
| Attack | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 99 | |
| This nifty weapon can also be used as a back scratcher between battles. | ||
| Padded Cybunny Gloves | 45,862 NP | |
| Attack Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 99 | |
| These extra thick gloves are lined with real Babaa wool so they are super comfortable. | ||
| Padded Cybunny Shield | 31,570 NP | |
| Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 97 | |
| This shield is padded on both sides so it absorbs damage without bruising your Cybunnies paws. | ||
| Padded Mynci Gloves | 20,536 NP | |
| Attack | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 99 | |
| These thick gloves have so much padding they are guaranteed to keep your Myncies paws away from harm. | ||
| Padded Quiggle Cloak | 1,131 NP | |
| Attack Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 90 | |
| Not only will this cloak enhance your Quiggles appearance but it will also give your opponent a shock or two. | ||
| Painted Techo Club | 47,588 NP | |
| Attack Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 99 | |
| Just seeing your Techo waving this around is enough to terrify your enemy. | ||
| Palace Guard Bracers | 12,000 NP | |
| Attack Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 99 | |
| Fashionably detailed to match the rest of the Sakhmet Royal Guards uniforms. | ||
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| Palace Guard Helmet | 28,200 NP | |
| Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 99 | |
| This shiny helmet is worn wth pride by the Sakhmet Royal Guard. | ||
| Palace Guard Sandals | 25,300 NP | |
| Attack Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 99 | |
| Standing on guard duty all day can be murder on the feet unless you have some comfortable footwear. | ||
| Palace Guard Sword | 46,522 NP | |
| Attack | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 99 | |
| Once you become part of the Royal Guard, you will be given this amazing sword. | ||
| Palace Guard Tunic | 35,620 NP | |
| Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 99 | |
| This sturdy tunic is worn by every member of the Sakhmet Royal Guard. | ||
| Paper Dagger | 1,858 NP | |
| Attack | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 83 | |
| Take that! This paper sword is ummm great! | ||
| Paper Helmet | 1,887 NP | |
| Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 85 | |
| Hmmm... a paper helmet? | ||
| Parasol of Unfortunate Demise | 14,434 NP | |
| Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 98 | |
| Menacing and practical, all at the same time! | ||
| Parchment Cloak | 6,525 NP | |
| Defence | ||
| Endless Use Item | Rarity 82 | |
| It may be made of parchment, but dont doubt its magical abilities! | ||
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The Alien Aisha Vending Machine is a game run by a small army of Alien Aishas.
Neopets Battledome Punchbag Bob
For a small (or perhaps large) price - a single Nerkmid - you can try your luck at winning a prize and some Neopoints. If your Neopoint reward is large enough, you may even qualify for a trophy! The first time you play the Vending Machine you will also receive an avatar.
How To Play
To play the Vending Machine, simply travel over to the Neopian Plaza, or the Vending Machine directly. Once there, click the button that says 'Press me to Continue!'. Make sure that you have at least one Nerkmid in your inventory, as this is required to play. The machine will ask you to select a combination of levers and buttons - your selection will not have an effect on the prize that you receive.
Obtaining Nerkmids
There are currently four confirmed methods for obtaining Nerkmids:
- A prize from a Random Event
- A prize from a Battledome Challenger in the Cosmic Dome (Premium members only)
- A prize from the Wheel of Extravagance
- A prize from the Alien Aisha Vending Machine itself
Types of Nerkmids
Below is a list of the different types of Nerkmids. You can also view more details about them in our Item Database by clicking on the item image.
Aluminium Nerkmid | Average Nerkmid | Basic Golden Nerkmid | Basic Platinum Nerkmid | Copper Nerkmid |
Golden Nerkmid X | Golden Nerkmid XX | Good Nerkmid | Lesser Nerkmid | Magical Golden Nerkmid |
Magical Platinum Nerkmid | Normal Golden Nerkmid | Normal Platinum Nerkmid | Platinum Nerkmid X | Platinum Nerkmid XX |
Super Nerkmid | Ultimate Nerkmid | Ultra Golden Nerkmid | Ultra Nerkmid | Ultra Platinum Nerkmid |
Prizes
There is a large prize pool for the Vending Machine. The different prizes are listed below. Chances of winning each type of prize are:
- Gross Food - 70%
- Nerkmid - 15%
- Fading Bottled Faerie - 10%
- 'Paint Brush' Item - 5%
There is no conclusive data about whether or not different Nerkmids give out different prizes. That being said, using expensive Nerkmids is no more likely to earn you a Paint Brush than the cheapest Nerkmid available.
Please note that you will always receive Neopoints in addition to one item when you play the Vending Machine.
Neopoints
You may be awarded anywhere between 1 NP to 86,000 NP or more, but the majority of NP rewards are under 2000 NP. The chances of higher NP rewards are exponentially lower for every 10,000 NP extra.
High Scores and Trophies
Your score on the high score table is equal to the amount of Neopoints you receive from the machine using a single Nerkmid (which, of course, is based on luck). Using additional Nerkmids only changes your high score if the Neopoints you receive is higher than your previous highest trial. (In other words, it is not accumulative.)
It's advantageous to spend Nerkmids at the beginning of the month after the table has been wiped for the beginning of the month, as later in the month there will have been more lucky people with large amounts of NP that came through already.
Fading Bottled Faeries
You may receive any Fading Bottled Faerie.
Fading Bottled Air Faerie | Fading Bottled Dark Faerie | Fading Bottled Earth Faerie |
Fading Bottled Fire Faerie | Fading Bottled Light Faerie | Fading Bottled Water Faerie |
Other Prizes
You may receive any Gross Food item that is rarity 98 and below, any Nerkmid, and any item up to rarity 150 with the word 'Paint Brush' in it.
On July 5, 2019, twenty-seven non-Paint Brush items had their names updated to either 'Paintbrush' or 'PaintBrush' so they are no longer part of the Vending Machine prize pool.
Avatar
There's also an avatar that you will earn the first time you play the Vending Machine.
Alien Aisha
Use any Nerkmid at the Vending Machine.
Released: January 2, 2004
This game guide was written by: Anayu & noileh